A Day of Firsts

1. Attended our first Bris. 2. Had our first kosher for Passover meal. 3. Had our first embarrassment in a synagogue as Dom, along with the rabbi's son A.E., stood on a planter outside the reception room, backs to the sliding glass doors for all to see, pull down their pants and underpants, effectively mooning all the guests, and pee into the bushes, "crossing the streams" in the process. 4. First excuse of why he did this in front of all the guests when the bathroom was right down the hall: "Oh, we're just being boys." Keep it classy Dom. Ed. to add: This occurred next the Holocaust Memorial Fountain.