Dom, to Nana: "I'm going to start calling Babi and Deda 'Mommy and Daddy'."
Nana: "I think that might make your Mommy sad."
Dom: "Oh, Megan will be alright."
Katy (upon receiving a her Ergo in the mail from her husband Walt): "He just sent me the Ergo? No love note in the package?"
Dom (upset): "No Katy, the mailman doesn't do things like that!!"
Dom: "Emily's big sister thinks I'm cute."
Dom: "Ivo! Ivo!"
Roman: "Deda (grandpa). You call him Deda."
Dom: "Oh, I call him Ivo all the time."
"Everyone stay calm. I have to go potty."
I am telling Dom to eat his dinner so he can get ice cream for dessert. I tell him, " You have a long way to go..."
Dom immediately, singing: "And a short time to get there. I'm eastbound, just watch ole Bandit run!!"
Thank, Roman
While I am eating cantelope, and Dom is dressed as a pirate
Dom: "Can I have some fruit Mommy. I don't want to get scurvy."
-Dom "Mommy, I'm packing for a trip."
Mom: "Where are you going?"
Dom: "Africado."
Mom: "What's in Africado?"
Dom: "The airplane to Kindergarten."
-The Dominick/English Dictionary
Brisket: breakfast
Valenna: Vanilla
-Dom, when I told him he was having a baby brother: "But I wanted a sister!"
- Dom: "Nana, how old are you? Nana: "I'm 62.
Dom: "No you're not, you're 65!!" Nice one Dom.
- Dominick points to his testicles and announces "There are peanuts in there!
-Dominick, looking out the front door window, sees our new neighbor washing his car. He pauses, looks at me in all seriousness and says:
"Mommy, is that Shrek?"
This neighbor is now known as Shrek in this house. To be honest, it's an upgrade from what we called him after last Thanksgiving, Hairy Man Boobs.
