Funny Things Dom Says

Dom, to Nana: "I'm going to start calling Babi and Deda 'Mommy and Daddy'." Nana: "I think that might make your Mommy sad." Dom: "Oh, Megan will be alright." Katy (upon receiving a her Ergo in the mail from her husband Walt): "He just sent me the Ergo? No love note in the package?" Dom (upset): "No Katy, the mailman doesn't do things like that!!" Dom: "Emily's big sister thinks I'm cute." Dom: "Ivo! Ivo!" Roman: "Deda (grandpa). You call him Deda." Dom: "Oh, I call him Ivo all the time." "Everyone stay calm. I have to go potty." I am telling Dom to eat his dinner so he can get ice cream for dessert. I tell him, " You have a long way to go..." Dom immediately, singing: "And a short time to get there. I'm eastbound, just watch ole Bandit run!!" Thank, Roman While I am eating cantelope, and Dom is dressed as a pirate Dom: "Can I have some fruit Mommy. I don't want to get scurvy." -Dom "Mommy, I'm packing for a trip." Mom: "Where are you going?" Dom: "Africado." Mom: "What's in Africado?" Dom: "The airplane to Kindergarten."

-The Dominick/English Dictionary

Brisket: breakfast

Valenna: Vanilla

-Dom, when I told him he was having a baby brother: "But I wanted a sister!" - Dom: "Nana, how old are you? Nana: "I'm 62. Dom: "No you're not, you're 65!!" Nice one Dom. - Dominick points to his testicles and announces "There are peanuts in there! -Dominick, looking out the front door window, sees our new neighbor washing his car. He pauses, looks at me in all seriousness and says: "Mommy, is that Shrek?" This neighbor is now known as Shrek in this house. To be honest, it's an upgrade from what we called him after last Thanksgiving, Hairy Man Boobs.